Someone just cried while reading an article...and that someone is Stanicek. Hahaha. Eat it. I think Simmons could've replaced Ripken's name with Palmeiro's and the article still would've worked. It would've enabled him to write another few paragraphs about what a liar he is too.
Also, has anyone ever seen the movie Keane? I enjoyed it but have no idea what the hell was going on. Help.